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Independence Day
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At the risk
of alienating, offending, or even losing a few members of my audience today, I
want to take an odd little detour as a prelude to my review of a new
blockbuster movie. This detour concerns, basically, the anus – or, more
precisely, anal imagery in popular cinema, particularly science fiction (SF) or
horror cinema. This topic has been on my mind lately because of a talk I
recently heard, given by Australian critic/filmmaker Philip Brophy. He was
reacting against the feverish eagerness to find evidence of phallic symbolism
and imagery in all kinds of cultural products, from movies to architecture. Brophy
argues that much of the most compelling imagery in popular culture right now is
in fact anal, rather than phallic. More exactly, he sees the image of the colon
everywhere around us.
The main
illustration for this intriguing argument was a scene from the SF blockbuster Stargate (Roland Emmerich, 1994). The
actual stargate, which allows the heroes to travel across galaxies, is a long,
hollow passageway that sucks things in and spits them out, certainly more
suggestive of a colon than a phallus (or a vagina, for that matter). In fact,
there are odd, colon-like passageways all over outer space: the wormhole in Star Trek: Voyager, for example, or the
alternate-universe passageway in the TV series Sliders.
I must
admit (although perhaps I shouldn’t) that I have a long-standing interest in
cinematic representations of the anus, and what comes out of it. One of the
first articles that I wrote about movies, way back in 1981 for a music
newspaper, was called “Tales From the Anus”. That title was probably my homage to a certain philosophical
text that had a huge effect on me when I was a tender, young intellectual:
Norman O. Brown’s brilliant Life Against Death, which contains a section sombrely titled “Studies
in Anality”. I was inspired to write “Tales From the
Anus” because, in the space of two days, I had seen two extremely anal films. The
first was The Missing Link (Picha,
1979), an adults-only animated film, completely forgotten today, in which Adam,
the first man, is born from the arse of a dinosaur. The next day, I saw S.O.B. (Blake Edwards, 1981), a black
comedy with a long scene in which a gang of middle aged guys burp, fart and
crap in their pants while they haul around a dead body. Around 1980: obviously
a prized time for anality at the movies. However, the magazine to which I sent “Tales
from the Anus” declined to publish it: I will now exact my revenge on that
timid editor.
The idea
that there is anal imagery in popular SF/horror movies should not be a shock to
anyone’s sensibility, really. Dynamic sexual imagery and, more generally,
body-related imagery, is absolutely everywhere in culture, whether its
producers intend it or not. Such imagery is not always a so-called sub-text or
hidden meaning consciously worked into films; usually, it is there
unconsciously, or at least half-consciously. The Creature from the Black
Lagoon, for instance – how much more fecal, or scatological, can you get? Anal
preoccupations abound in art cinema, too: The
Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (Peter
Greenaway, 1989) is completely based on the bodily imagery of consumption and
excretion. Anality is also present in a big way in the films of Jean-Luc Godard. In fact, he seems quite obsessed with the twin motifs of anal sex and
defecation – a case of ‘in one rear and out the other’, you might say. Godard
even made a grim film in 1975 all about anal rape and constipation called Number Two – and yes, that title does
mean exactly what you think it means.
Anality is
not always a repressed or shameful business in the arts. In Italo Calvino’s
marvellous book Invisible Cities,
there is a story about an above-ground world where everything is horribly
clean, rigid and contained – because everyone is obsessed with toilet training
– and an underground world where all manner of bodily wastes whizz around in
the air, and everyone is free and happy. Good
Morning (Ohayo, Yasujiro Ozu, 1959),
one of the last films by the great Japanese master Ysujiro Ozu, is a sunny,
side-splitting comedy about farting, and how a farting game goes wrong for one
poor kid who craps in his underpants and then has to hide them from his mother.
In that film, all the farting sounds are rendered by musical instruments of the
brass family – the way Jacques Tati might have done it, if his films had more
of a Benny Hill touch.
Then there
is the enigmatic figure of ET, in E.T.: The Extraterrestrial (Steven Spielberg, 1982). In November
1983, Positif magazine (no. 273) published
an article which carefully listed all the salient aspects of this other-worldly
character: his physical appearance, his actions in the plot, and so on. The
author Roland Benabou’s adroit conclusion was that E.T. is caca: a wise, friendly piece of caca. (The title of that
piece is “Anal Eroticism in the Film E.T.”,
by the way – this obsession is contagious.) Maybe that is why little kids like
him so much. In fact, almost any film comedy which enacts a spirit of infantile
regression usually has a strong and humorous anal aspect. Howard Hawks’ classic
comedies from the 1930s to the ‘60s, for instance – Monkey Business (1952), Bringing Up Baby (1938) or Man’s Favourite Sport? (1964)
– are full of outrageous comic business about exposed behinds, cars ramming
each other up the rear, and so on. Chaplin was an anal obsessive to surpass
even Godard, and I have already mentioned Blake Edwards: all his elaborate gags
about arses are seldom far removed from obscure and confused depictions of
homosexuality. But that leads into another realm altogether, so I will leave my
personal, general study of anality right there for the moment.
Now let us
take a long, hard look at the promotional image for Independence Day, currently to be seen on buildings, billboards,
milk cartons and every possible picture surface. This extraordinary image shows
the vast underside of an alien space craft, perched above some pitiful-looking,
American city. In the centre of this underside there is an opening, from which
something is pouring downward – some putrid, hellish beam or stream. If this is
not an image of an alien race defecating on Sweet Mother Earth, then I do not
know what is. Consciously or not, the image has been designed just that way. Having
seen another contemporaneous release, Kevin Smith’s comedy Mallrats (1995), in which a
grungy teenager demonstrates the art of sticking your hand up your own arse and
then shaking the hands of your worst enemies, I would have to conclude that
1996 is, at long last, another prized year for anality at the movies.
My argument
about Independence Day rests on more
than just this single image. First, it is written by Dean Devlin and directed
by Roland Emmerich – the team that brought you Stargate, with its super-colon in space. Second, there are many
images throughout of the dark underside of the alien craft, with its
sphincter-like openings and cavernous, anatomical, internal spaces: sometimes,
from certain angles, the alien ship even looks like one monstrous turd, hanging
there in the air. Third, we hear many times about how rotten these aliens smell
to our sensitive human nostrils. Last, this film features some amazingly
explicit talk about the anus and anal functions. It is not spoiling the plot to
tell you that, at a
Independence Day is about an alien invasion – but we
are not dealing with ambiguous aliens here, monstrous Others who show us our true human selves in some dark, distorted or possibly Utopian
mirror. Many people keep comparing Independence
Day to the B grade SF movies of the 1950s, but even some of those invested
more compassion and fascination in their alien monstrosities than this film
bothers to do. These aliens are not like King Kong or The Fly or the
shopping-mall-mad zombies of George Romero’s films. They’re nothing like the
simians on the Planet of the Apes, or the protagonist of John Sayles’ Brother From Another Planet (1984). The aliens in Independence
Day are no-nonsense, straight-up-and-down, bad aliens, evil creatures out only to kill us – one legacy of
Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979), with its
sequels and many imitations, such as Species (Roger Donaldson, 1995). Nowadays,
evil aliens always have one grand biological imperative: they are after
minerals or blood or oxygen or some basic life-energy and, once they have it
from us, they will throw our dead husks aside like trash.
They are not
even colonisers anymore, like the nasty races on Star Trek or Earth 2;
they are just wasters and destroyers, with a collective brain set to automatic
plunder, and no apparent culture or civilisation of any kind. All they have is
(insert drum roll) technology, of a
kind far beyond anything possessed on Earth. I should add, however, that this
huge technology gap does not actually stop the young hero of Independence Day (Will Smith) from
jumping into the cockpit of an alien craft and flying it into deep space with
scarcely a rear-end bump. “I gotta get me one of these!”, he yells gleefully as he barrels along, dexterously applying and adapting his
all-American savoir-faire.
A moment
like that gives you a clue as to the flagrantly improbable, Indiana Jones
spirit that unfolds here. For example, it seems improbable that the aliens,
having arrived and taken up their positions above the world’s capital cities,
fire off a first, spectacular attack-blast, and then just sit silently in the
sky – thus giving the poor human race time to regroup and plan retaliatory
action. It is dumb in strict plot-logic terms; but such improbability is
absolutely necessary to maintain the adventure fantasy that is shamelessly
peddled.
Independence Day is unusual in that it has no central
character but, rather, a wide range of key characters – including three heroes,
all of them male. The first of these is the American President, played very
uncomfortably and weakly by Bill Pullman. The second is an eccentric, brilliant
scientist: that is Jeff Goldblum, very appealing here, if not as zany as usual.
Third man up is Will Smith, the young, black, fighter pilot. One of my
fellow-critics asked me, after the preview: why does it make such an effort to
include a token black, a token Jew, a token gay … but still hold back on having
a token female hero? Maybe the symbolic sight of a woman fighter pilot
violating an alien anus in the sky is just too freaky for the collective
unconscious of
There are
many problems with this movie. It is a story of global invasion, but can only
be bothered showing the invasion of
Throughout,
there is a ceaseless string of gags about pop culture archetypes of alien
invasion. This popular knowledge comes, of course, from SF movies and TV – above
all, I guess, from The X-Files – and
from proliferating, urban myths about alien abduction and secret, government
conspiracies. A particular myth of this sort which is crucial to this story is
the famous ‘Roswell UFO Incident’, the endless source for many elaborate
speculations and ongoing fictions. Independence
Day has a lot of fun with this body of urban legend, which it continually
mocks as a popular madness or delusion. It puts before us a spectacle of alien
invasion on a pop culture par with the myth of a reincarnated Elvis walking
among us, or any other current topical tabloid obsession – all the while asking
us not to believe any of it. This is alien invasion placed within postmodern
quotation marks of irony or smirking disbelief: there is no sex, no tears,
hardly even a trace of blood or injury or death in this weightless, unreal
scenario. Yet, for it to work at all as thrilling entertainment – and it does –
we do have to believe, in some eager, gullible, childlike part of ourselves, in
the dramatic reality of aliens invading earth and destroying the human race.
One of the
most remarkable tricks pulled off by Independence
Day concerns the already mentioned character of Russell. When we first meet
him, he is a burnt-out, alcoholic cropduster pilot, the loony laughing-stock of
his tiny neighbourhood. As he tells anyone who will listen, what brought him to
this pitiful state was an episode, years before, in which he was abducted and
sexually abused by aliens. Every single time he repeats this story, the people
in the film – plus the people watching the film – laugh their heads off. Almost
two hours after the film has started showing us aliens unmistakably up there in
the sky and up to no good, we are still laughing at the crazy, urban myth being
spouted by this nut-case! So this is a strange, dissociated mental state that
the film puts us into – not unlike Agent Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) from The X-Files, a proud and splendid woman
who remains defiantly sceptical of all supernatural and other-worldly
hocus-pocus – even after she herself, it seems, has been abducted, examined and
possibly impregnated by aliens.
Then again,
that is the kind of freaky, close encounter which any rational person would
want to repress. I know this, because I saw another movie on the subject, Communion (Philippe Mora, 1989); the
aliens there were performing some pretty nasty and obsessive operations on Christopher
Walken’s poor, unprotected anus. Ouch!
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